IDLE THOUGHTS

* I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
* I had amnesia once -- or was it twice?
* I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
* Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.
* All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
* What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
* They told me I was gullible and I believed them.
* What if there were no hypothetical questions?
* One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
* The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
* How can there be self-help "groups"?
* Is there another word for synonym?
* Is it possible to be totally partial?
* Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
* It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
* Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?